diff --git a/NEWS b/NEWS
index 3fc67bd..fbe53d8 100644
--- a/NEWS
+++ b/NEWS
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ In this alpha8 release, we have added:
 * Support for system-wide installs. (/usr or /usr/local)
 * The `wizard` utility, for creating local Auto config directories.
 * EightBall rewritten to be much nicer.
+* A module to translate English into LOLCAT (LOLCAT).
 
 Bug fixes:
 
diff --git a/doc/CHANGELOG b/doc/CHANGELOG
index b5e45e0..871fab0 100644
--- a/doc/CHANGELOG
+++ b/doc/CHANGELOG
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ Auto IRC Bot 3.0: Change Log
 
 3.0 Indev
 ===============================================================================
+    * Added a LOLCAT module for translating English to LOLCAT.
     * EightBall module rewritten.
     * Fixed a bug in LinkTitle that caused multi-line <title>'s to display
       wrong.
diff --git a/modules/LOLCAT.pm b/modules/LOLCAT.pm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..aa9c9cc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/LOLCAT.pm
@@ -0,0 +1,100 @@
+# Module: LOLCAT. See below for documentation.
+# Copyright (C) 2010-2011 Xelhua Development Group, et al.
+# This program is free software; rights to this code are stated in doc/LICENSE.
+package M::LOLCAT;
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+use API::Std qw(cmd_add cmd_del trans);
+use API::IRC qw(privmsg notice);
+use Acme::LOLCAT;
+
+# Initialization subroutine.
+sub _init {
+    # Create LOLCAT command.
+    cmd_add('LOLCAT', 0, 0, \%M::LOLCAT::HELP_LOLCAT, \&M::LOLCAT::cmd_lolcat) or return;
+    # Success.
+    return 1;
+}
+
+# Void subroutine.
+sub _void {
+    # Delete LOLCAT command.
+    cmd_del('LOLCAT') or return;
+    # Success.
+    return 1;
+}
+
+# Help for LOLCAT.
+our %HELP_LOLCAT = (
+    en => "This command will translate English to LOLCAT speak. \2Syntax:\2 LOLCAT <text>",
+);
+
+# Callback for LOLCAT command.
+sub cmd_lolcat {
+    my ($src, @argv) = @_;
+
+    # At least one parameter is required.
+    if (!defined $argv[0]) {
+        notice($src->{svr}, $src->{nick}, trans('Not enough parameters').q{.});
+        return;
+    }
+
+    # Return LOLCAT translation.
+    privmsg($src->{svr}, $src->{chan}, 'Result: '.translate(join q{ }, @argv));
+    
+    return 1;
+}
+
+# Start initialization.
+API::Std::mod_init('LOLCAT', 'Xelhua', '1.00', '3.0.0a8', __PACKAGE__);
+# build: perl=5.010000 cpan=Acme::LOLCAT
+
+__END__
+
+=head1 NAME
+
+LOLCAT - Translates English into LOLCAT.
+
+=head1 VERSION
+
+ 1.00
+
+=head1 SYNOPSIS
+
+ <starcoder> !lolcat You too can speak like a lolcat!
+ <Auto> Result: YU T CAN SPEKK LIEK LOLCAT!  KTHXBYE!
+
+=head1 DESCRIPTION
+
+This will create the LOLCAT command which allows you to translate English text
+into LOLCAT speak.
+
+See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat
+
+=head1 DEPENDENCIES
+
+This module is dependent on the following modules from CPAN:
+
+=over
+
+=item L<Acme::LOLCAT>
+
+This is what the module uses to translate English into LOLCAT.
+
+=back
+
+=head1 AUTHOR
+
+This module was written by Elijah Perrault.
+
+This module is maintained by Xelhua Development Group.
+
+=head1 LICENSE AND COPYRIGHT
+
+This module is Copyright 2010-2011 Xelhua Development Group.
+
+Released under the same licensing terms as Auto itself.
+
+=cut
+
+# vim: set ai et ts=4 sw=4: